I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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