cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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