Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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