I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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