Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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