so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Randomize
