If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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