sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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