Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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