How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Randomize
