Where did you get a picture of my penis
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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