Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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