Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My first STD was from a foam party
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
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