I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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