Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so explain again why im purple
no
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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