I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I am naked and annoyed.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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