Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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