super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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