it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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