I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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