if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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