Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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