I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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