matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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