so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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