I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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