Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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