He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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