so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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