So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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