Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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