I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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