I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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