the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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