Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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