just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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