Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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