38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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