I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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