Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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