they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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