Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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