Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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