just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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