sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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