Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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