"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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