I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
When are your genitals available?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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