He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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