I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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