I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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